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Top Ten Ways to Make The Academy Awards More Exciting

(submitted by Madam Annie Whittington)

10. During the "In Memoriam" part, add the word "Surprise!" to a few celebrities. (Micklin T. Rahe, Who Saw It Coming)
9. Randon Oscars will be rigged with brightly colored spring loaded gag snakes. (AlHubb)
8. Remove the labels from the envelopes so nobody knows the category being announced. (AlHubb)
7. An undisclosed number of ejector seats throughout the theater (Major Tom)
6. Pauly Shore Tribute (jumpinjack)
5. Have the first runner up in each category give a rebuttal speech to the voters. (BABaker)
4. No more voting! On the count of 3 all the nominees race to the stage. First one there wins! (Oops they did it again.)
3. Give Day-Lewis a year to get into character as himself. (Good Ol' Horseface)
2. Instead of lead off music to end long thank yous, install trap doors. (Bentley bones, Micklin T. Rahe, Fall Guy)
1. "Double Dare" obstacle course on the red carpet (Micklin T. Rahe, Who Will Take The Physical Challenge)

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