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Gollum's Top Ten Peeves
(submitted by papillon)
No dentists in Middle Earth
During filming they didn't serve real sushi at the set deli.
He's endangered and discriminated against, but gets no respect.
The Ewoks never let him in their poker game.
Having to take his car in for a Smaug test
Those echinacea throat lozenges: They don't work.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
He never gets even one ring for Christmas, never mind five.
Sales of Gollum plush toys have been downright disappointing!
When Yoda speaks grammatically incorrect, he sounds wise. When Gollum does it... it's just plain creepy!
(The Incognito Penguin)
"Well it's obviousss, isn't it? Filthy and tricksy hobbitsesss, of courssse! I thought I made that pretty clear during the first three moviesss."
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