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Top Ten Reindeer Pet Peeves
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
Deer Season and Christmas always fall on the same day.
The Santaland Health Plan website is hard to navigate when typing with hooves.
Instant replay slows down the rendeer games just so they can run another snuggie commercial.
Donner claims he's a 12 point even though every knows he had antler extensions.
Rumor has it Santa's ready to sign the whole gig over to Amazon for a sweet licensing fee.
When it's his birthday, no one ever wants to show up after getting an invitation to the "Donner Party."
Santa refuses to appear on The Biggest Loser.
New environmental regulations require Rudolph's nose to be replaced with a CFL bulb.
$&@+#? satellite dishes! You every straddle one of those on a landing?
Everything was fine for ages: 8-member team, pulling together. Along comes an upstart with a substance abuse problem (hence the red nose) and the snot gets a song written about him... that goes viral!
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