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Top Ten Signs Your Luck Has Run Out
(submitted by Stephen H)
You just got invited to appear with your girlfriend on Maury.
You woke up on Dec 22nd and realized that the world didn't end and that selling off everything you own was a stupid idea.
(The Frunkus Kid)
Donald Trump bought the houses on either side of yours.
You remove all the asbestos from your house, and it promptly burns down.
Your Mother-in-Law has interpreted your silence as a "yes" to her suggestion she move in with you while her hemorrhoids are healing.
Your wife just learned how to read your computer's browser history.
A four-leaf clover spontaneously sprouts a fifth leaf as soon as you pick it up.
The rabbit is suing you for $3.5 million ... and he wants his foot back, too.
Your favorite "Star light, star bright" wishing star got sucked into a black hole.
Every date you write now has a 13 in it.
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