Step on the gas, maybe it's just a canyon, and we can jump across.
(Dollar=0)
Sell Alaska back to Russia. But offer it to Canada first, to start a bidding war.
(Krig the Viking)
Raise retirement age which means better news for wal-mart people greeters
(The Frunkus Kid)
Just -- someone steer, dammit.
(Major Tom)
Go back to the barter system
(thunderclan)
Two words: 14 Red.
(Micklin T. Rahe, A Sure Bet)
Spend the night at Cheers talking to Fiscal Norm instead.
(Bentley Bones, rorschak)
Borrow more money NOW, so we can build the Fiscal Handrail.
(Stephen H)
Charge $3.95 for anybody using the phrase "fiscal cliff" in conversation, $4.95 on facebook, $79 for print, and $179 for televison.
(Tristan, MLehde)
Take contributions to replace next elections campaign ads with Victoria's Secret specials. (Contributions will clear the deficit in no time flat)
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