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Top Ten Reasons to Live in a Cave
(submitted by Major Tom)
It is second only to living under a rock as an excuse for being uninformed, and much more comfortable.
It will really improve your chances of winning the national hide and seek championships.
(Micklin T. Rahe, Hiding In Plain Sight Since 1995)
No more Google Maps secretly photographing your house and yard
It just might be the only to avoid campaign mailings.
(rorschak, El Barton, Wools)
Wine storage is much cheaper.
If you draw on the walls you'll be famous in 30,000 years. That's better than any of your current prospects.
It worked for Bin Laden until he got cocky and decided to live in a house.
(The Frunkus Kid)
How to become a superhero - Step #2: find a secluded hideout that is dark and mysterious.
It echoes whenever you talk. "Let's get ready to rumble!" never gets old.
Lower taxes... Unless its one of those luxury caves with a "finished cove over the bottomless pit"
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