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Top Ten Other Things Mitt Romney Doesn't Know about Airplanes
(submitted by Squeezette)
What a checked-bag charge is.
The brakes work only when the plane is on the ground.
The Mile High Club is not just all his cash in one tall stack.
Tipping a pilot won't ensure you get there more safely.
What do you mean not everyone owns a Gulfstream?
They come in bigger sizes than "Executive Lear Jet".
The in-flight meals sometimes lack both lobster AND caviar.
It's called "coach," not "steerage."
The amount of legroom in economy class.
You aren't supposed to tie your dog to the roof of the plane either.
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