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Top Ten Little Known Demands Of The Striking Chicago Teachers
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
Right to beat kids with rulers again!
The right to 'cut in front' in the cafeteria line.
School guards must be at least as heavily armed as the students.
Kevlar body armor instead of steel plated.
All teacher's lounges to have mandatory hot tubs, hookahs and disco balls installed before the start of 2013 Spring term.
Elimination of home work, parent teacher conferences, class sizes of more than 6 and tenure after 1 week.
Tickets to Oprah.
Complimentary bottles of ipecac for emergency sick days.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
Three more months off per year.
A bigger variety of beer in the teacher's lounge.
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