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Top Ten Explanations for Wenlock and Mandeville (the 2012 Olympic Mascots)

10. Actual names of the warts from Hogwarts! (JimBean)
9. The Teletubbies were already booked for August. (Bentley Bones)
8. See what happens when you read the complete works of Sigmund Freud while watching Teletubbies, and drinking a pitcher of Red Bull Magaritas? (lefty)
7. The organizers though that the olympics should inspire all kinds of dreams for children, including nightmares. (BABaker)
6. All the good designers were at Comic-Con that week. (Bentley Bones)
5. C3PO & R2D2 were already booked. (jumpinjack)
4. The evilness of a country is inversely proportional to the cuteness of the mascot. (Remember the Soviet's cuddly Mishka bear?) (quistis)
3. Mouthless mascots will avoid all those British dentist jokes. (Bentley Bones)
2. They look a lot like some teeth I recently had extracted. (AlHubb)
1. Leftovers from the Dr. Who show (El Barton, Asteria)

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