Do-It-Yourself joint replacement kits, with easy-to-follow instructions, will replace Orthopedic doctors.
(AlHubb)
Any surgery: $200. The price of anesthesia however, is negotiable.
(lefty. )
There is no co-pay for preventive ear hair removal.
(Maniac Bob)
The TSA is now responsible for all body imaging procedures.
(Maniac Bob)
Two Words: Endless Band-Aids!
(Micklin T. Rahe, Making You Laugh 'Til You Hurt)
Like all the best playground rules, they're being made up was we go along.
(MLehde)
Legally mandated official mascot to be "PPACA, the Friendly Alpaca"
(finlero)
Hugs and kisses for boo boos from a team of midwestern moms
(force recline)
Rocking Pneumonia is covered only if it's preceeded by theBoogie Woogie Flu
(GC3)
If you die, your rates are guaranteed to be reduced by at least 35%.
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