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The Cat in the Hat's Top Ten Pet Peeves
(submitted by a little glowing friend)
"The Cat in the Hat is fat" by the Grinch
Thing 1 and Thing 2 talking about unionizing
When people ask him to recite the Gettysburg Address
Thing 1 and 2 always ruin date night.
When people confuse him with Sam I Am.
Hairballs from a 6' tall cat: It's embarrassing.
Peeve 1 and Peeve 2
The Mike Meyers movie
Garfield makes about a gabillion more dollars, and he can't rhyme to save his life.
He still can't convince some people that he's real and not a flashback to a bad experience at Woodstock.
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