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Top Ten Signs Your School Had A Cheap Prom
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
They made a big deal out of lowering the cost of the jukbox to only a quarter.
The punch was water. Someone spiked it with more water.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
The prom was held a week late so other schools' dumpsters could be raided for decorations.
the theme was "gymnasium"
The tacky paper flower display was actually just made out of napkins from Wendys and Chipotle.
Shortages in roof and wiring repair budgets made the prom theme "Fire And Rain".
The "catering" was the leftovers from the cafeteria for the week.
(Albert the Lunch Lady)
Prom king and queen is announced accompanied by nerds playing kazoos.
(The Frunkus Kid)
The king's crown clearly came from Burger King.
The band was the robots from Chuck E. Cheese because it was at Chuck E. Cheese.
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