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Top Ten Bad Reasons To Suspend Your Presidential Campaign
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
The debates are interfering with your talkshow appearances.
You need another month or two to work on your Christopher Walken impersonation. Wow!
(Good Ol' Horseface)
You checked your closet: No more blue or red plaid shirts!
You realized you'd get more money consulting for Fox News.
(Krig the Viking)
You haven't had enough extra-marital affairs to get adequate news coverage.
You suddenly realized that Cancun is not a US state.
There's someone on TV saying horrible things about you. Who's bright idea was it to let your mom go on the "The View" anyway?
Your PAC committee consists of four characters named "Blinky," Inky," "Pinky," and "Clyde."
It's your turn in 37 online Scrabble games.
Well, if the world ends in 2012, who wants to spend the last year of their life on a bus tour of battleground states fueled on donuts and coffee?
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