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Top Ten Reasons to Convert to Voodoo
(submitted by No dear I didn't)
You just can't get enough of hearing "Go do that voodoo that you do so well."
You tried being Hindu, and Voodoo rhymed... it seemed like the next logical step.
You already collect Barbie dolls, and hold a grudge against some very tall blonde women.
Way cool liturgical garb
You already feel like a zombie at work, so it's not that big a stretch.
Voodoo dolls enable fast, direct revenge; no middle-man to pray to to get the job done.
All the cool economists are doing it.
So you can support a REALLY fringe candidate for President
Catholic priests are less willing to put a curse on your ex than Voodoo priests.
(Krig the Viking)
Really, doesn't everybody go through a little voodoo phase in college?
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