Just open the door and take your pants off. That's what I do. It works!
(Good Ol' Horseface)
"Beware of Spitting Tarantulas"
(Good Ol' Horseface)
So simple--Just never get a job and you will have no taxes due.
(Norm Shelton)
Answer the door with sock puppet, have sock puppet tell IRS agent that he's pretty sure that you skipped town.
(MJLehde)
Have your butler Alfred explain that you're busy in the Bat Cave but will get back with them.
(MJLehde)
No doors - convert your house to the "chimney in; tunnel out" system.
(Major Tom)
You've heard the only sure things in life are death and taxes? well..looks like it's about "that time".
(jumpinjack)
Point over his shoulder and yell, "Look! Willie Nelson!"
(rorschak)
Surrender to the ATF agent at your back door.
(Wools)
Now is the perfect time to use the drug tunnel you deducted as a "business expense".
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