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Top Ten Excuses for Getting Drunk While Celebrating Leap Day
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
Four years to recover before the next party
It's only fair: We celebrated not having one last year.
1 extra day of being a pisces!
Drinking only one day every four years is quite a responsibility... and must be done properly.
Jeremiah was a bullfrog who always had wine. Frogs leap. Be like frogs.
(NuT wItH a GuN)
It's not a habit if it only happens once every four years.
It's the perfect way to spend an extra day's pay.
The next time it will be publicly acceptable is St. Patrick' s Day - over two weeks from now!
Time itself is being rearranged to add another drinking day to February; the least you can do is oblige.
It's your ex-anniversary date. Perhaps your idea of getting married on the 29th so you'd only have to buy her a gift every four years had something to do with the 'ex' part.
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