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Top Ten Items You Forgot To Read In The Fine Print Of Your Cell Phone Contract
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
Data is securely encrypted...but there's an extra charge for decrypting.
Early termination fee: $199.99 and your first born child.
No roaming fees...if you don't roam.
Turning on your phone constitutes "excessive usage."
You now get charged ' per ring' if no-one picks up!
These 10,000 free "any time" minutes do not work "any where."
(Good Ol' Horseface)
Any sexts you send are automatically saved in the Library of Congress' ongoing anthropological study on sexting.
Leap Day will be treated as a separate month for the purpose of monthly fees.
If you dial *666# you can summon Cthuhlu. It costs $7.99 a minute.
You get to double your weekend minutes if you can juggle bowling pins with angry ferrets in your trousers.
(The Frunkus Kid)
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