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Top Ten Advantages to Joining the Borg Collective
(submitted by Oren Otter)
No more wasted time in the morning figuring out what to wear
The Borg Collective is the ultimate social network. What are my friends thinking? The same thing I am thinking.
Never any trouble finding someone to be on time for the carpool lane
Finally being able to tell whats on women's minds
(Strat, Baby Hates Bunnies)
If your girlfriend remembers your anniversary, so do you.
Borg Collective comes with a vision plan. (It might be gouging out an eye and replacing it with an ugly face plate and sensor package, but it's a vision plan)
It's the logical conclusion of cloud computing.
This time, the voices in your head don't mean you're crazy.
You get to claim the rest of the Borg collective as dependents on your taxes.
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