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Top Ten Signs You're Not Ready For Winter
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
You're Occupying someplace north of Key West.
Your snow chains were made in your kid's kindergarten class
You just spent all the cash in your wallet on a used surfboard and a pair of speedos.
You haven't yet gotten to use your season ticket to the regional waterpark.
Your footwear consists of 3 pairs of flip flops.
A homeless guy came up to you and gave you two dollars and an old coat.
(Oops he did it again.)
Just finished grafting those Flexible Flyer runners onto the lawn mower
You insist on calling the frostbite marks around your speedo 'tanlines'.
Crying hysterically as the sun goes down at 5:00 PM.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
A little snow just adds flavor to barbecuing spare ribs.
(The Frunkus Kid)
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