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Alex Trebek's Top Ten Dos And Don'ts For Dealing With Criminals
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
DO: Stay in fancy hotels where the head of security and parking attendant aren't the same guy.
DO: Say something like, "Hey, punk, I'm the answer to this question: who's about to kick your ass into the next round?"
DO: Dazzle them with arcane trivia about old punishments of criminals.
DO NOT: Say "shoot me dead" and expect them to reply, "what will get me the death penalty."
DO: Warm up before you begin a foot pursuit. And put on a sweater.
DO: Require them to state their threat in the form of a question. Then run while they're confused.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
DO: Get them to stop and come back by offering to double their winnings!
(No Dear I didn't)
DO NOT: Put the Miranda Rights in the form of a question.
DO: Remember that whole "can't be tried twice for the same crime" Double Jeopardy thing.
DO NOT: Mention to the press that you needed to put on underpants.
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