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Top Ten Signs Ronald McDonald Isn't Handling His Mid-Life Crisis That Well
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
He's dating the Hamburglar's daughter, Cat Burglar.
The rescue squad has been called 3 times to pull him out of the playground tube slides.
(Oh no Jibby!)
It's hard to miss an electric orange comb-over.
There was that little "Get off my playground!" incident a while back.
He was charged with making threats to "Crown the Burger King," "Put Jack in a box," and "testing to see just how Hardee Carl really is."
New convertible, new trophy wife, foot reduction surgery
All that red, poofy hair is leaving his head and sprouting out of the back of his yellow jumpsuit.
He fired the Fry guys and Hamburglar and replaced them with Tofu dudes and the Bran Muffiner.
He bought himself a really big burger turner: Overcompensating.
He's been calling up Wendy late at night and telling her he's "super-sized."
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