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Top Ten Little-Known Vows in The Royal Wedding
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
"In sickness and in health, with fealty and fortitude of rubber chickens and Kylie Minogue, in drunkenness or sobriety, as Sir Winston gives me to see sobriety..."
(Good Ol' Horseface)
"I will cherish you until suspicious death due us part."
"I vow to have a mental breakdown as soon as my hair starts turning gray, so you can justify trading me in for a younger model without raising controversy."
"....and never leave the lid up on 'the Throne'."
"and I faithfully vow that I will never shave a monkey, dye him green, and turn him loose in Roswell, so long as we both shall live."
He'll wear the Prince Charming costume on the wedding night if she'll wear the Princess Leia slave costume.
(The Incognito Penguin)
"We vow to refer to ourselves as if we had multiple personalities."
Both of them vow to wear funny hats at formal occasions.
To keep the digital recorder free to record the East Enders
Love, honor, and not behead
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