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Top Ten Signs The Easter Bunny Is Stressed
(submitted by The Incognito Penguin)
Who wouldn't be stressed when they keep moving your holiday on you?!?
Easter eggs are all hidden in your liquor cabnet.
After the Easter Bunny's visit, you find your rottweiler cowering in his doghouse.
"LAST week?!?!? No way, Easter is THIS Sunday!!!"
(Magus Noan, jumpinjack)
Eggs filled with cigarette butts and mini-vodka bottles
New for 2012! Goth Easter Eggs!!!! (So much easier to color!)
(No Dear I didn't)
My kids eggs weren't hidden or coloured, just a big brown smooshy pile of...hey, wait a minute!
In order to improve chocolate and candy egg sales, management considering firing him and hiring the Easter Playboy Bunny.
Constantly complaining how he has to do everything himself while Santa has @$*#! elves and reindeer!
(The Incognito Penguin)
A quarter of the baskets he hands out are full of apprentice application forms.
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