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Top Ten Excuses For Forgetting Valentine's Day
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
"I didn't forget, honey. Your present is my shoveling that #&*(% driveway again."
Didn't even know you were dating until you checked your facebook status.
"What? Every year?"
"I've been working so hard planning a romantic President's Day Getaway!"
Saving up for some high quality Mardi Gras beads.
Times are tough - you're holding out for the clearance candy.
"But Honey, this year was my other wife's turn."
"I thought Valentine's Day was only on leap years!"
"I celebrate Chinese Valentine's Day"
Heart nearly burst with love for spouse, required open heart surgery.
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