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Larry King's Top Ten Plans For 2011
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
Have a top ten list created in his honor. That's one down.
Fake heart attacks so he can interview the 911 operators.
Lounging around the pool wearing just his suspenders and drinking vodka and metamucil margaritas.
(The Frunkus Kid)
Organize his suspenders by threadcount.
(The Incognito Penguin)
A Sarah Palin and Monica Lewinsky sandwich.
Buying glasses with bigger, thicker frames.
Start another CNN show... Geriatric Dancing With the young women.
Try to marry into Royalty, because King King just sounds so cool!
Time to iron the birthday suit.
Continue feud with Hugh Hefner for 'Creepiest Old Guy Getting Married Again' title.
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