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Top Ten Bad Shopping Strategies for Black Friday
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
Leading with your elbows
Waiting for all the really really GREAT deals on Beige Saturday
(The Incognito Penguin)
Spending five hours at the gym, then going shopping without putting on deodorant: No need to avoid the crowds, they'll avoid you.
"Honey, let's take the blimp to the mall, ok?"
Picking this day to quit using Xanax
Getting sprayed by a skunk to ensure people keep their distance while in line
A blindfold ensures that the presents will be a surprise to the receiver AND you.
Asking your African-American friends for their shopping suggestions because you think the holiday was named after them
(FanofDan, Oren Otter)
Waiting until the crowd dies down to go
Mistaking Best Western for Best Buy when pitching your tent on Thursday night
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