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Top Ten Ways To Tell You're Not Cut Out For The UFC
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
You thought you were signing up for the United Fraternity of Crochet.
You have a Sponge Bob band-aid on your papercut.
You think an arm bar is where your elbow can get a drink.
The most aerobic thing you do is roll over and hit the snooze alarm.
You had to look up "UFC" on Wikipedia. And succeded in doing so.
When asked if you prefer MuoyTai, Kempo or JuJitsu you ask if you can have them on a combo-plate.
Your particular fighting style involves a lot of running and yelling for Mommy.
(The Incognito Penguin)
Your signature submission hold is a thumb and forefinger in an "L" shape on your forehead.
You got knocked out cold during a pillow fight.
In high school, you were the guy the nerds shoved into the locker.
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