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Top Ten Signs Your Goth Phase is Almost Over
(submitted by Rigoletto)
You found out that your parents dress the same way when you're not home.
You flirt with tentative forays into charcoal and grey for minor accessories.
You've changed your make-up base from white to mother-of pearl.
(BrogDog, Oops! I did it again.)
You think about going to a yoga class since you already own black leggings.
You lay awake at night terrified that you're being mistaken for another "Twilight" fan.
It is hard to maintain a pasty, white complexion when you have to work the drive-thru window at McDonald's and the sun shines on you.
You nearly choked on your own hair last night.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
Nothing says "muffin top" like leather pants.
You're just a little grateful that your mother opened the shades in your room this morning.
The cheerleader assigned to be your lab partner sure looks cute.
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