direct from . . .
Top Ten Worst Scientific Theories
(submitted by Yooda Mann)
The theory of gravity: Just think about how much better life would be if we could float around wherever we wanted.
The Uncertainty Principle: You an either know the physical location of the phone you are calling, or know who will answer the phone when you call. But you can never know both at the same time.
Super-transportational symmetry: If you don't turn the wheel, the car will stay in the middle of the road.
The bunny theory: the reason atomic neuclei do not fly apart isn't cosmic glue; it's because all matter is made up of tiny fluffy bunnies who like to snuggle.
Whichever one is responsible for supermarket parking lot layouts
The OJ theory: If the glove won't fit, you must acquit.
The quark theory: For every subatomic particle, there is a bartender or garbageman in outer space with the same name.
Many Worlds Theory: You may not be picked for the top ten list; but you are Master of the top ten list, in another universe.
The crayola theory: Quarks don't just come in red, blue and green, but lots of fun colors like laser lemon, burnt umber and magenta. At least they would if Crayola ran the LHC.
Schrodigger's Sock Theory: proposes that a diabolical cat in a dryer ate your missing sock while the dryer door was closed
Copyright © 1995-2015, Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton
Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton (hereafter the authors) retain full
copyright of all material on this and all other pages of "Christian's &
Scott's Interactive Top Ten List." The authors grant to all other parties
the sole right to create a link to this page. However, the authors reserve
all other rights. No material from these pages may be copied without the
express consent of one of the authors.
Last modified: Oct 4, 2010