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Top Ten Things Lindsey Lohan Will Miss About Jail
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
The orange jumpsuit saved on spray-tanning
Three square meals a day
Reasonable bedtime hours
(Oops! I did it again)
Uniformed security service on premises 24/7
No Papparazzi when she picks her nose
Going to sleep and waking up in the same place
It was the only pace she could be surrounded by bars without getting a DUI.
The freedom from all those people telling her what to do
Knowing, that for once in her life, she really, really belonged
Having someone to talk to that just couldn't leave the room
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