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Top Ten Rejected Last Minute Christmas Gift Ideas
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
CD: Alvin and the Chipmunks Sing Opera Favorites
Anything with "As Seen On TV" on the package
Nyquil.. Everybody loves Nyquil.. and besides.. The only store open 12/24 at 11:35pm was WALGREENS.
A collection of multi-colored sugar substitute packets from IHOP
A beautiful paperclip necklace, bracelet, and matching earrings for your soon to be ex-wife
Fruitcake made entirely of recycled material. Wait, isn't that what it is anyway?
(Biff & Jibby)
A Chia Justin Bieber
A Top Ten list submission made in your honor
(Oren Otter [On behalf of Fnaire Antbear])
300 Tissues -- with their own dispenser!!!
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