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Santa's Top Ten Pet Peeves
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
New law requiring him to carry a scoop and a bag to clean reindeer poop off of your roof.
Mrs. Claus complaining that he's too jolly and she has to let out his suit again.
The freaks on the "naughty" list, and having to tell the elves to step up the production on personal "massagers".
Lumps of coal for GOP stockings are overloading the sleigh.
Mrs. Claus keeps hiding Santa's reindeer whip for her naughty night's out.
The old flaming hot peppers in the cookie trick..very naughty!
Kids asking for a pony. How is that suppose to go down a chimney?
Snackwells instead of cookies
(Oh Deer )
Every year the elves try to unionize, and every year Santa has to crush it with an iron fist.
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