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Top Ten "Cash for Clunkers" Spin-off Programs
(submitted by Major Tom)
"Wish for Clinkers:" For a quarter, NASA will calculate the azimuth, altitude, right ascension and declination of the first star you saw tonight.
"Cash for Dunkers:" Dunkin' Donuts' promotional coupon program
"Cash for Flunkers:" If you flunked out of a 4-year college, the government will now give you financial aid to attend a community college.
(No Dear I didn't)
"Lash for Clunkers:" The government gives you bailing wire to use to hold your old car together.
"IOU's for Clunkers"
(JDAii (you ACTUALLY wanted the $$??? LOL))
"Stash for Hunkers:" The government gives steroids to bodybuilders.
"Kash for Kidneys:" New Jersey's program
"Pardons for Traitors:" Several people from the Bush Administration are still sweating bullets.
"Crash for Clunkers:" Squeeze some dough out of your rustbucket in this Fed-sponsored month-long demolition derby, to be held on all interstate highways.
"Clunkers for Cash:" Help ease the national debt by purchasing sub-par used cars from the federal government!
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