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Top Ten Things to do Before School Starts
(submitted by Moe Pontiac)
Re-learn how to read and write.
Finish last year's homework. Hell, start last year's homework.
Make bail, clean the monkey cage at the zoo, and apologize.
Get the latest 3G cell phone for surfing the internet during boring classes.
3 months worth of summer reading.
Lock yourself in your room and scream into your pillow.
Make a mint, so you can pay for tuition and books.
Find where you left your gym bag, and do some laundry.
Absolutey nothing, while you still can!
Remember that you've been out of school for 30 years now.
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