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Top Ten Signs You Didn't Follow the Recipe Correctly
(submitted by Father Time)
Somehow, that silly cookbook forgot to mention the need for an arc welder and scuba flippers.
You thought coddling the egg meant carrying it around in your shirt pocket.
No one at the table will look at you when they say, "This is amazing."
You're face down on your lawn, handcuffed, while a haz-mat team secures your kitchen.
Each guest's place setting included two forks, a spoon, and a Dremel Tool.
Grandmother's handwriting, not what it once was, reads "1 cart sugr; 3 tabletops salt...mix until pruny."
Your Baked Alaska caused global warming.
(Those poor polar bears!)
It's stuck to the floor and dripping from the ceiling, but there's nothing in the pan.
"...snails, and puppy dogs tails? What odd ingredients..."
"Orn desh dee born desh, lobster banditos! Bork! Bork! Bork!"
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