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Top Ten Changes at Chrysler After Fiat Buys Them
(submitted by Oops I did it again.)
Leasing program renamed to "Offer You Can't Refuse" program.
The CEO's bonus is still counted in millions, but it is paid in Lira.
The family S.U.V. weighs in at 1300 pounds and has an expansive 44" wheelbase.
New Option: Engine Block Pizza warmer
Pasta dinners and lunches served for all employees.
All warranty is now done by Guido's Bada Bing club and Auto shop.
Traffic codes to be altered to permit driving at breakneck speeds around narrow urban streets.
Cars start getting priced in Euros
Instead of selling big pieces of crap they'll start selling small pieces of crap.
Coffee machines are out. Hello there, cappuccino machines.
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