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Top Ten Signs You Hired The Wrong Carpenter

(submitted by Yooda Mann)

10. He uses a 12 guage shotgun for demo work. (whyBother)
9. He claims you "Won't recognize the place when we're done." (whyBother)
8. The longer he works on the project, the shorter his finger gets. (Oops he did it again.)
7. Now that he's added the new room he's moved his stuff in and refuses to leave... or pay rent. (No Dear he didn't)
6. "Stop digging!!! The plans were upside down!!!" (Yooda Mann)
5. Two homeless little pigs promise there have been advances in straw and stick technology. (Holly Stahl)
4. He shows up at your house in a turtleneck and earth shoes, singing 70s pop songs. (Richard C.)
3. The holes in his hands and feet. (Holden Geezerly)
2. His motto is, "Eventually, everything is a hammer." (Major Tom)
1. It seems odd your project took only a dozen two-by-fours and one box of nails... but 5 gallons of spackle. (al)

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