There are only so many times you can paint your whole head and torso before a football game and get away with it.
(IOIO)
Balding is a myth. Their wives secretly pluck men's hair as they sleep, one strand at a time, to make themselves feel better.
(scamp)
After their wavy locks helped land a wife, they're just not needed anymore.
(Laughing Earth)
It's not lost; it just slid down a bit to their backs.
(Laughing Earth)
Babies lose hair from laying on a spot too long; men gain a bald spot from sitting back in recliners watching football games!
(PJ)
Fold laundry, do dishes, keep track of hair: pick one
(Felly Smeet)
It's the only way they can lose weight.
(Maniac Bob)
Subconscious desire to "be like Mike"
(Bastage)
Teenage daughters
(Guyinthenextcubicleover, scamp)
Makes way for the new set of hair, which grows in once they reach 150 years of age.
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