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Top Ten Signs You Would Not Be a Good Movie Critic
(submitted by Luv U 2)
You've got a carpal condition that prevents you from pointing your thumbs up or down.
It would be a conflict of interest with your movie bootlegging operation.
You find Adam Sandler flicks a bit too intellectually challenging.
"I'll give it an A for effort!"
All you know about the movies you learned from Mystery Science Theater 3000.
When you first saw The Phatom Menace, you were sure that Jar-Jar Binks would be hailed as the next great Star Wars character.
Cinematography? Direction? You're a lot more interested in the quality of the popcorn.
(Plutoid, Oops I did it again.)
You have purchased three separate copies of "Dude, Where's My Car?" for the included temporary "Sweet" and "Dude" tattoos.
"If you can't say anything nice..."
You watch movies for entertainment, and enjoy it.
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