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Top Ten Signs You Have a Bad Dentist
(submitted by finlero)
He pulls out extra healthy teeth as a sacrifice to the "Tooth Goddess."
She replaced your molars with hard candy, to "save time."
He wears a necklace of teeth.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
She puts the Nitrous oxide mask in his face and says "Dont worry I wont feel a thing."
To stop your gums from bleeding, he applies a tourniquet to your neck.
She seems to believe that he can fit the polisher in your mouth along with the washer, sucker, mirror, pick, pliers, scraper, and handful of gauss already in there.
After accidentally extracting one of your teeth, he asks you to take your pick of any from his hygenist's mouth.
She insists on recycling your spit...at least you think it is yours...
The chicklet he used to cap your front tooth just dosn't have the lasting power he had told you it would. But your breath is always minty fresh!
She keeps pushing the concept of installing hollow teeth with suicide pills, "'cause you just never know...."
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