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Top Ten Rejected Valentine's Day Candies
(submitted by Chris Pittman)
The "I don't really love you, but I don't want to sleep on the couch anymore" boxed dark chocolate truffels.
Edible notarized divorce documents
Spade-, diamond-, and club-shaped boxes of chocolates
Chocolate covered "California Prunes," to get your love life "moving"
Valentine's Day pink sausages
Heart-shaped Pepto- Bismol tablets
Hearty Hearts: Heart-shaped candy, flavored like heart
"Be my tax deduction"
Pink, heart shaped Viagra for that Special Man in your life
Little half hearts that say "Happy Singles-Awareness Day!"
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