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Top Ten Signs You're at a Bad New Year's Eve Party
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
Baby books and vacation videos become party highlights.
(Murray the Outlaw of Falahill)
They only booked the room until 9pm.
You can't watch the ball drops because they haven't convert to digital TV yet.
Everyone is wearing the same color jump suit and talking about ascending to meet the aliens as they pass around almond-flavored punch.
That kid's been yelling "3...2....1..." on the hour, every hour, for the past 16 times already.
The highlight of the night involves a pair of ten-sided dice and a stack of stat sheets.
The 'bubbles' offered are neither from champagne nor the name of a dancer.
All the girls have chaperones, and all the guys have police escorts.
Everyone is wearing Snuggies.
(the Snugaltor's GF)
The guy holding everyone's attention with his clever wit is the introspective emo kid from from apartment B6.
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