The stuffy jerks really ARE getting better mileage... dammit.
(Plutoid)
Their cars use SOOO much more gas than your bicycle.
(Stephen H)
These days, they're getting all the hot yuppie babes.
(Plutoid)
They always complain when the price of gasoline drops.
(Maniac Bob)
Their strange way of looking down on you, despite the fact that their car could fit comfortably underneath yours.
(Trudy)
They hog all the good parking spots at Whole Foods.
(Shoegazr)
Too swervy to pass; too lumpy to drive over.
(Major Tom)
That dang "I'm Green" gang sign they flash each other.
(jpidaho)
Keep trying to get you to read scientific studies that hybrid engines actually are chick magnets.
(Major Tom)
When they run out, they knock on your door to borrow a cup of gas.
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