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Top Ten Signs Your Coffee Is Too Strong
(submitted by blast from the past)
You are forced to wash down 2 Ecstasy with a RedBull to bring yourself down.
When you try to stir, it grabs your spoon and whacks your knuckles.
You write a short memo to your boss, and ends up being 46 pages long.
Can't even sit still long enough to type up your Top Ten en
Your mug is awake for weeks.
Cheney just ordered a case of it for "enhanced interrogation research".
The tunes you keep humming are mostly speed-metal.
It jiggles in the cup.
You take the stairs six at a time.
You're outside in the snow with no pants on talking avidly to Jimmy the Cricket.
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