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Top Ten Things To Do When the Election is Finally Over
For thirty-some-odd percent: complain like crazy.
Get back to voting for what you really care about... American Idol.
Get reacquainted with all those boring old commercials that got bumped for campaign crud.
Order replacement red and blue crayons for your kids' school boxes.
Climb back down into your Chicago cemetery plot.
(Iron Chef Klingon)
Set expectations irrationally high for the winning candidate.
Revert to the usual reasons you hate your neighbors.
Get pants with deeper pockets for that new prosperity that is sure to come your way.
Goodbye political commercials, hello Christmas commercials
Watch the new reality show: Who wants to be the next Joe the Plumber?
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