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Top Ten Halloween Costumes for 2008
Pig wearing lipstick
Last year's costume. Sure, it's three sizes too small, but if you had money, you'd just buy your own candy instead of begging.
A robust, thriving economy. Or maybe a Unicorn. Or a Griffin. One mythical creature is pretty much the same as another, no?
Sarah Palin. I mean, Tina Fey. I mean, Sarah Palin. Ah, what the heck. They're the same person anyway.
Your latest 401k statement
George Bush: He needs to make one last frightening appearance before leaving office.
Joe the exploited, unlicensed, plumber
(lefty, Topher, El Barton)
You and 7 friends are dressing up as Michael Phelps' gold medals.
(blue state baby)
A Walking "Foreclosed" Sign: The kids won't get it, but it'll scare the parents, and they might throw candy at you.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
A 28-year old unemployed man who still lives with his mom, but likes to go trick-or-treating
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