You finally have a use for that Y2K stockpile.
(TheRob)
The list of banks you owe money to has gotten smaller.
(Guyinthenextcubeover.)
Others: forelorn memories of retirement and college funds. You: loving memories of profligate spending and wasteful indulgences
(whyBother)
The rediculously over priced house you couldn't afford is now only a moderately over priced house that you can't afford.
(Oops I did it again.)
Friends know you can't pay them back yet and stop bugging you.
(Magus Noan)
"Honey, this birthday trinket says I love you enough to put big present money toward the mortgage and save our house."
(Magus Noan)
Now that the neighbor can't afford gas, he won't be revving his engine at 2 AM.
(Oren Otter)
The balance in your 401K is closer to Bill Gates' than it's ever been.
(Guyinthenextcubeover.)
If you're a plumber named Joe, you get alot of free publicity.
(Steve Weiss)
Less news coverage of Britney spears
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