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Top Ten Things Overheard on the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria
(submitted by AckThwap)
"I spy with my little eye, something BLUE!"
"I'm sorry Captain Columbus, but it is important. I can't remember if I brought my laundry in. Could we turn around and go back?"
"They weren't his first choice, but someone had already registered the 'Ninja' and the 'Pinata.'"
"This is the sea that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends. Some people started sailing it..."
"I'm sorry, Captain. They said something about us being 'illegal aliens,' and told us to report to something called 'homeland security.'"
"OK, let's get our story straight. We found India and need financing for a trade expedition."
"I don't care what they name after me, as long as it's not in Ohio."
"We are supposed to arrive in the New World on a holiday, so we will get a day off that day."
(Aaron Hirshberg, Maxdad)
"Good morning, this is your captain speaking. Today we'll be sailing at an altitude of 10 feet. Sail time will be approximately 2 months. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the trip."
"OK men -- pick up all of those Viking hats and spears, and throw them in the ocean. And remember, we didn't see ANY of 'em."
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