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Top Ten Reasons We Are Glad the Olympics are Over
No more hangovers after watching live coverage at 3:00 a.m.
I need my morning soaps!
Now we can get back to laziness without feeling bad about it.
I can finally stop hearing my wife complain about the womens beach volleyball suits.
Now we can get back to watching REAL people competing in REAL contests like singing and losing tons of fat.
It's disconcerting to see someone run without a cop chasing him.
Three words: weightlifters in speedos
No more wondering "Has he been taking performance-enhancing drugs?" Now it's back to football and baseball were you just know.
I need to put those funny Olympic rings back on the front of my Audi, where the belong.
Oh c'mon already: Badminton? Dirt bikes?? Prancing with ribbons??? Achilles would be barfing.
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