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Top Ten Signs Your Band Is About to Break Up
(submitted by Arcola Mike)
You see your lead singer making an ass of himself on American Idol.
Your mom just sold the van.
The accordion player says you sound terrible.
You spend more time playing Guitar Hero than your actual guitars.
(Krig the Viking)
Your last hit song consisted of only a drum solo, lead guitar solo, and bass solo, in that order.
Even your drummer starts talking about a solo career.
You decide that VH1's Behind the Music is the perfect vehicle for your new CD release.
Your lyricist now only writing songs about what a loser the drummer is.
(Iron Chef Klingon)
Even your monosyllabic troglodyte drummer has used the words "creative differences" lately.
You just shot your drummer over the long disputed "Who threw up in who's tourbus bed?" incident.
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